Gregory

Gregory: "Hello!"

Liatos: "Hi!"

Gregory: "What can I do you for?"

Liatos: "I'd like you to enchant these gauntlets."

Gregory: "Alright, what kind of enchantment?" *begins stroking his beard and looking towards the cieling*

Liatos: "Lightning would be nice,"

Gregory: "Do these guantlets have any other enchantments?" *strokes beard and looks even further towards the ceiling*

Liatos: "Do you know what ki is?"

Gregory: "I have a basic understanding." *leans even further back like unnaturally*

Liatos: "Okay so, basically I channel my ki into these gauntlets and they do radient damage, like a lot!"

Gregory: "Where did you get those?" *Whips back to look at Liatos*

Liatos: "I made them myself"

* after looking at Liatos for a while, Gregory exclaims.* "You're full of shit, you fuck bag!"

Liatos: "Well, I customized them!"

Gregory: "Hmm... I guess you really did." *begins to look back towards the ceiling*

Liatos: "What's going on with your neck?"

Gregory: "My neck?!" *asks angrily*

Liatos: "It's a very nice neck, I like your neck." *intimidated*

Gregory: "Why thank you, now what can I do for you?"

Liatos: "I already told you, I want lightning enchanted into my guantlets"

* While Liatos talks the shopkeeper seems to tune out, snapping back when Liatos finishes.*

Gregory: "Hello! What can I do you for?"

Liatos: "What? What just happened?"

Gregory: "What can I do for you?" *The shopkeeper strokes his beard and acts like the previous conversation never happened. Liatos takes a really deep breath.*

Liatos: "Don't you remember me? I came in here before, you enchanted my gauntlets with lightning."

Gregory: "Oh yes, the lightning fucker!"

Liatos: "Yes," *sighs deeply* "That's me!"

Gregory: "What can I do you for?"

Liatos: "I'd like to enchant these gauntlets."

Gregory: "Certainly, are there any prior enchantments to know about?"

Liatos: "Do you know what ki is?"

Gregory: "I have a basic understanding." *At this point Liatos is incredibly confused and very annoyed.*

Liatos: "I can channel my ki into them and they do radient damage."

Gregory: "Where did you get those?" *His head snaps to look at Liatos again just like last time.*

* Liatos sighs deeply*

Liatos: "I made them"

Gregory: "I see, what would like them enchanted with?"

Liatos: "Lightning, please."

Gregory: "Huh?"

Liatos: "LIGHT! NING!"

* The shopkeeper pulls out an ear horn*

Gregory: "What was that!?"

Liatos: "Lightning! Can you enchant my gauntlets with Lightning!"

Gregory: "I can't hear you, what can I help you with?"

Liatos: "Do you have storms here?"

Gregory: "Storms!?"

Liatos: "Yes, storms!"

Gregory: "So you want storm damage?!"

Liatos: "Fuck it, Yes!"

Gregory: "What can I help you with?!"

Liatos: "DO YOU KNOW WHAT STORMS ARE?"

Gregory: "Yes yes! There was a storm that burnt down a small building a little bit ago!"

Liatos: "And how did that happen?"

Gregory: "Lightning!"

Liatos: "Yes lightning! I want that.'"

Gregory: "What?!"

Liatos: "Did something happen? You seem a lot more deaf than usual."

Gregory: "Huh?"

Liatos: "Deaf."

Gregory: "Huh?"

Liatos: "Dead," *punches in face.*

Liatos: "CAN YOU ENCHANT MY GAUNTLETS!"

Gregory: "Of course! What would you like."

* Liatos slams head on counter*

Liatos: "LIGHTNING."

Gregory: "Of course, 100 gp."

* Throws money at the man, and he enchants the gauntlets. They feel tingly.*